Dorota The Maid Is The Winner Of Dlisted’s “Feel This Bitch” Award!

June 13, 2009 / Posted by:

UPSET!!! Dorota from Gossip Girl has won Dlisted’s “Feel This Bitch” prize at Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. Dorota beat out The Woz, The First Lady of Cameroooooon, Tammie Brown and Kim Zolciak’s gutter mop.

Here I was thinking you would vote Kim Zolciak’s kitchen ass wig to the top! It has been through so much. When Logo asked my ass to pick 5 hos who I feel will come up in a big way this year, I immediately thought of the tortured beast on Kim’s head. I pictured it starring in a burlesque show in Reno, getting its own public access talk show and maybe even marrying Kate Gosselin’s fried possum head in the wedding of the century. Oh well, maybe next year.

Thanks to all who voted! The NewNowNext Awards airs tonight at 9. For those of you whose unscrambled cable boxes don’t get Logo, you can watch the show here if you want.

Speaking of unscramble cable boxes, I almost got arrested once for having one! That’s a story for another day.

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