Calgon, Take Her Away!
June 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Katie Holmes took Suri to buy a new friend at the American Girl Place store in Los Angeles yesterday, but she really should have gone to a back alley pharmacy instead to pick up a different kind of doll. The kind of doll that comes in a pretty orange bottle marked HALCION. That shit probably isn’t allowed in The House of Cooze, but she should stuff it in Suri’s dolly so she can smuggle it in.
The saddest part is that Katie’s “zombie with a hangover” face didn’t come from excessive boozing. It came from being exposed to Tommy’s excessive craziness. Somebody hit her snooze button.
Here’s more of the weepy little robot with Suri yesterday. Suri is becoming a master at discreetly flipping off us off.
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