Last night in Hollywood, Michael Douglas was honored by the American Film Institute and his shiny trophy was right there to next him smiling like she means it. That’s why Cubic Zirconia Jones is an icon to all gold diggers. Yes, CZJ acts in movies sometimes, but being a trophy wife is her first priority. And she does it oh so well!
When Michael’s colostomy bag spills in the middle of the night, CZJ probably doesn’t even bat an eye. Well, I don’t think she can bat her eye at all, because of ze Botoz. But if she could, she still wouldn’t. She simply slips into her marabou-lined slippers, waltzes to the bathroom, makes sure her make-up is perfect and then quietly calls for the maid to come clean Michael’s caca up. A classy whore in every way.