Stephen Baldwin Is Losing His House

June 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Stephen Baldwin is currently shitting in a hole in the ground and sleeping outside on I’m Not A Celebrity…. Why Are People Paying Attention To Me?!. When Stephen gets back to the US, he may once again find himself shitting in a hole in the ground and sleeping outside. That’s because bitch is losing his house.

The Associated Press says that on June 24, Stephen’s house in Rockland County, NY will be auctioned off to the highest bidder. Stephen and his wife Kennya owe around $824,000 in payments. They paid $515,000 for the property back in 1997 and tried to see that mess for $3.4 million in 2006, but failed. Bitch should have called Lisa LaPorta from Designed to Sell. That crafty midget would’ve made it happen!

I’m sure this has NOTHING to do with Stephen baptizing Spencer TWATT’s dark-sided ass on TV, right? Cut to God with a guilty look on his face.

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