Opposite Sides Of The Court

June 12, 2009 / Posted by:

At an event called the “NBA Finals” (hell if I know) in Orlando last night, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Ike Turner Jr. reunited….sort of. Not really. They both showed up to the game, but sat at opposite ends of the court. There’s a deep-meaning haiku in there somewhere.

According to hos who were there, RiRi and Chris Brown didn’t pay any attention to each other. There were rumors that they were going to sit together, but none of that shit happened.

Now I know why RiRi has “cockatoo on growth hormones” hair. If Chris Brown gets near her, her hair can peck his eyes out or chip out one of his giant Chiclets. And could Chris look any crazier? With his shirt buttoned all the way up like that, he looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Forrest Gump. Even his teefs look like they need to be strapped into a straitjacket.

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