Opposite Sides Of The Court

June 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

At an event called the “NBA Finals” (hell if I know) in Orlando last night, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Ike Turner Jr. reunited….sort of. Not really. They both showed up to the game, but sat at opposite ends of the court. There’s a deep-meaning haiku in there somewhere.

According to hos who were there, RiRi and Chris Brown didn’t pay any attention to each other. There were rumors that they were going to sit together, but none of that shit happened.

Now I know why RiRi has “cockatoo on growth hormones” hair. If Chris Brown gets near her, her hair can peck his eyes out or chip out one of his giant Chiclets. And could Chris look any crazier? With his shirt buttoned all the way up like that, he looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Forrest Gump. Even his teefs look like they need to be strapped into a straitjacket.

Tags: Ike & Tina, Mario Lopez, Rihanna

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com