No Lucite, No Problem

June 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The elegant one bestowed her beauty upon Miami yesterday without her exquisite lucite heels on her feet. Even soulmates need a break from each other every now and again. Yes, The Empress of Lucite can still float over the sand with bare feet. We really don’t know the half of her powers. Besides, I’m sure her exquisite lucite heels were busy feeding orphans in a third world country or rocking the angels in heaven to sleep.

I’m sure you’re wondering (not really) why Shauna Sand always changes her bikini when she’s at the beach? Well, the truth is that her rays of elegance burns through mortal-made materials, so she has to change frequently. If she didn’t, her bikini would burn off and then thousands of people would be blinded by her sheer beauty. Shauna changes her bikini for the sake of humanity!

Tags: Elegance Has A Name, Shauna Sand

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