Jesus Made Her Do It
June 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Devout Christian and missionary for famewhores, Horsey Montag, will bare her douche-filled titty balls and silicone oven mitt chocha in Playboy. Horsey’s spread will be in the September issue (aka The Whores 4 God issue). A source (*cough*Heidi’s vagina*cough*) told People, “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it.”
Let me guess, God looked down upon her, opened his arms and said, “Bare those titties for your faith! As your savior, I command you!” Because in case you forgot, Heidi is the lord’s servant. That’s why she was put on this earth.
But seriously, Spencer Twatt should be the one in Playboy. His snatch is bigger than hers.
Image: Pacific Coast News
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