Doggy Wants A Blunt

Jen Nestor knew that some shit was not right with her dog Jack after he finished off three plates of nachos, barked about conspiracy theories, watched 4-hours of Yo Gabba Gabba! and howled at everything she said. Jen finally took Jack to the vet after he barfed up what she describes as “liquid marijuana.” Is it gross to admit that I probably would’ve smoked that shit up? I can feel you nodding “yes” from here.

Jen thinks that Jack might have found and eaten a secret stash of marijuana at Seward Park. A couple of months earlier, some dude found a duffel bag in the park filled with 5 pounds of the good shit. Jen went on to yap that while visiting the park, Jack ran off on his own for only a few minutes. Three hours later, he was stumbling around and riding high on the green cloud.

Jack’s vet induced vomiting to get the weed out of his system. The bill came to around $1,500! Hey, who said a good time was cheap.

Jen laughs about it now and warned Jack to stay away from drugs from now on. Yeah right, lady. Look at Jack’s eyes! Jack got a taste of the herb and he’s not going back. Jen should seriously keep three eyes on him! If she doesn’t, she might find Jack trolling the park with his tongue hanging out and begging for just one hit. It happens to the best of us.

P.S. – I’ll race you to Seward Park!