You Have No Eyes

June 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Outside of Selfridges in London today, David Beckham unveiled his new six-story tall billboard for Emporio Armani Chonies. Whoever organized this event made the mistake of letting David Beckham talk. I’m sorry, but hearing him say something like, “Pip pip! Here’s my sexy new undercrackers billboard! You like?” in his Minnie Mouse voice breaks boners. And I know I’m the only ho looking at his face (I already scanned the peen area), but where are his eyez! Face without eyez! Did Posh get so hongray that she ate his eyeballs?! Possible. Speaking of Posh, it must have been a little weird for Becks to pose all sessy-like with that rope seeing as though it’s still fatter than his wife.

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