Shia Labeouf Is Not Having Sexing With His Mother

June 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Nothing gets your day going quite like incest-talk, right? Put down the hypodermic needle filled with coffee, because you won’t be need your injection of caffeine this morning.

When asked by Hot Hits what’s the weirdest thing he’s ever read about himself, Shia said:

That I have sex with my mother on a regular basis… it’s so freaking outrageous.

Shia has said in the past that he would be with his mother if he could. He also said that he got his sense of humor by seeing her walk around the house with her bare titty balls dragging on the floor.

Methinks Shia just needs to stop talking about his mother altogether. Whenever he starts a sentence with “My mother…“, you know it’s going to make you pound your head into the table until the thought he just put into your brain comes pouring out of your ears. Just don’t, Shia. Only talk about how good your mother’s cookies are and that’s it. Actually, no. Don’t talk about your mother’s cookie.

Furthermore, who ever said Shia was doing fuck times with his mama je’e?! And notice how he only said he doesn’t do it “regularly.” Okay, I need to stop, drop and roll. I hate Shia for this.

Image: Fame Pictures

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