Open Post: Hosted By Kathie Lee

June 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Everybody and their pimp had a lifestyle video in the 80s and 90s. So it’s no surprise that Cody and Cassidy’s mom, Kathie Lee Gifford, had one of her own. Everything is Terrible put together a mash-up of Kathie Lee’s most annoying (aka HOTTEST) moments from the video.

Those of you who watch the fourth hour of Today are used to Kathie Lee’s nerve-damaged eye spazzing out all the time, but it’s seriously creeping me out in this video. Bitch has Tourettes in one eye only! I think that’s what happens when you try to Botox your eyelids, because they are too wrinkly. Or maybe it hasn’t been the same ever since she accidentally got a little of the white shit in her eye while snorting a line off of Frank’s ass cheek.

Kathie Lee’s permanent drunk eye is still not as creepy as Frank caressing her at the end. I feel violated.

P.S. – Kristen Wiig should win ten trillion Emmys for her impersonation of this hot sack of crazy.

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