Jacko’s Jacked Up Ear

June 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Not only is Jacko’s face falling apart, but so is his ear! The Daily Mail points out that Jacko’s ear can’t take his fugness anymore, so it’s slowly eating itself! No, apparently doctors butchered his ears for cartilage to save his wrecked nose. That means he’s got an nose-ear on his face!

So now you know that the next time you need to tell Jacko a secret, whisper into his nose. Womp, womp. I’ll see myself out.

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