When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you should tell yourself is, “Pete Doherty got arrested today.” You know, so you won’t have a heart attack when you open up the internet and read that Pete Doherty got arrested today.
This is the second time this week that Dreamboat has found himself behind bars. The Guardian says that Dreamy was pulled over in Gloucester on suspicion of DUI. When they searched his car, they found a prayer book and a knitting kit. No, they found drugs. He was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and possession of drugs.
Dreamy is currently keeping it sexy in a jail cell.
Earlier this week, Dreamy was busted in Switzerland after he shot himself up with a needle in the bathroom of an airplane. They slapped him on the wrist, said “BAD CRACKIE” and then released him back into the wild.
In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled.