Afternoon Crumbs

June 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Panty Creamer of the Day (just focus on the body): Kellan Lutz – Popsugar

AnnaLynne McCord is well on her way to being the next HoHan – Egotastic!

Hot shirtless jocks with wet panties over their face………… And there’s a message in there somewhere – Towleroad

Parasite Hilton puts her herp tits back on the market – Hollywood Tuna

Cristiano Ronaldo totally dresses like a power bottom circa 1987 – Just Jared

So the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-belting people outside of Middle America can stay then, Megan Fox? – Lainey Gossip

Why is Ciara wearing one of those creepy “real female masks”? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Vadge to meet Mary and Joseph? – Showbiz Spy

Your baby is an asshole – YBIAA

Bad ass puppies – Cityrag

Aqua’s video for “Back to the 80s” might have been directed by the same bitch who did Danny Noriega’s mess – YouTube

Do you think Melanie Griffith’s ciggies burn extra fast so they don’t have to spend as much time in her mouth? – Hollywood Rag

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