Open Post: Hosted By A Chola Makeup Tutorial

June 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Everybody needs to watch this video, take notes and pay close attention to everything Baby Smiley does! Homegirl speaks the truth! She’s right when she says that if you don’t put your eyeliner on hella thick, nobody will take you seriously! The “bitch eyebrow” test is also a very important. The gorgeous cholita look isn’t only for riding around in an Impala while listening to oldies, it’s also practical for the office. Think about it. The next time your boss tries to make you stay late, he will take one look at your Sharpie eyebrows and back down. Bitch may even give you a raise.

Baby Smiley covered almost every base, but she forgot to mention to stick razors in your hair and cover your neck with hickeys for the full effect!

(Thanks April)

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