A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston’s Wet Dreams

June 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that’s what I’m thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver’s name is not Norman.

The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, “It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted.”

Let me get this straight. They don’t want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don’t they know that God has eyes? Don’t they also know that St. Angie is on God’s Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!

And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.

Here’s Brangie’s fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That’s where this is headed….

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