41-year-old Kevin L. Miller of Sugarcreek Township, Ohio was arrested at his house last night after police got complaints that he was harassing ladies at a nearby park. The police didn’t even let Kevin make himself decent for jail! They should have at least let him put on a silk robe (lined with marabou, of course) and some satin slippers! Thankfully, Kevin was wearing a bra, so his nipples weren’t poking out of his swimsuit. That shit would’ve been indecent.
Kevin pleaded not guilty to two counts of public indecency and one count of menacing. The judge set Miss Kevi’s bail at $10,000.
Kevi is accused of chasing 2 women who were canoeing on a lake at the park. That’s where the swimsuit came in handy. The women also said Kevi did something very un-ladylike by flashing his fruity pebbles at them.
Ignore the dumb ho shouting idiotic questions at Miss Kevi in the video above. I mean, who would ask “Why are you wearing that?” Why wouldn’t you wear that?! It’s the only thing that goes perfectly with his Timbs.