Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again!

June 9, 2009 / Posted by:

With all this OctoMom and Jon & Kate fuckery going on I completely forgot that the Pregnant Dude was knocked up with his second child. Well, ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy have a new baby son that was born earlier today. Their first child, Susan Juliette, was born last June.

They haven’t decided on a name yet, but they have decided that Nancy would be tittyfeeding their new son. Some source-type also said it was a natural birth. I guess that means the baby came out of his peen hole. It happens. Bigger things have come out of my peen hole before. There I go again. Ruining some beautiful with gutter talk.

Enough of me. Congratulations to Pregnant Dude and Big Butch Nancy! I’m sure we’ll learn all about their new baby in a 10-hour long special hosted by Barbara Walters followed by a People Magazine cover spread.

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