Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy

June 9, 2009 / Posted by:

If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city’s supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!

Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin’ like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.

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