Morning Wood

June 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Eugene Mirman should speak at every school graduation – Buzzfeed

The power of the Twihards knows no bounds – Celebitchy

Nicollette Sheridan’s new hair brings out the botox in her forehead – SOW

Stop calling Ed WestwickChuck Fatass”ICYDK

Miley Cyrus totally wrote “HAVE A AWESUM SUMMER” on Gaston’s folder – I’m Not Obsessed

Kelly Bensimon gets two days of community service for Ike Turnering her ex-boyfriend. That’s cute! – Popeater

Ceiling Eyes recycles – Scandalist

This is what happens to you when you wear the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt – Urlesque

Geri Halliwell’s boyfriend is trying to eat her belly button, because he thinks it’s an M&M – Holy Moly!

Expect Karen Olivo to start going by the name Rhinestone, Conceited or Olivia K – Gawker

One of the High School Musical twinkies got buff – Socialite Life

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