Jessica Alba Didn’t Think This Through

June 9, 2009 / Posted by:

While MiserAlba was in Oklahoma City shooting The Killer Inside Me, she decided to spend her off hours saving the sharks by fucking up other people’s property! You know, because it’s widely known that Oklahoma City is a popular summer vacation spots for sharks.

The Lost Ogle says that last week MiserAlba pasted shark posters all over Downtown Oklahoma City as a way to raise awareness to the shrinking population of Great Whites. The problem is that there was no kind of information on the poster. It’s just a poster of a Great White that she probably bought at the swap meet. This looks more like a gorilla marketing campaign for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Now that would’ve been brilliant.

There’s also another problem. MiserAlba covered up a billboard for United Way. The United Way told TMZ that they will probably have to pay to get the billboard replaced.

My favorite part is how she looks all proud of herself! She’s like “Yay me!” I mean, she’s even SMILING really big. She probably bought herself a cupcake afterwards for a job well done. And don’t even accuse MiserAlba of not knowing anything about sharks. She was in Into the Blue after all and there were sharks in that movie. Duh.

You know the sharks are down in the ocean pasting posters of MiserAlba’s angry face with the text, “You aren’t helping” written on it.

UPDATE: MiserAlba issued an “I’m sowwy” statement to TMZ, but she kind of just blamed the shark people for leading her to vandalism: “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

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