Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ……..And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.
This is the big “NO SHIT” issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he’s as gay as….well…as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I’m gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don’t fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace’s magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?
So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be “cooler.” Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.’ I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN’T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.”
You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.
He didn’t want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, “I’m an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn’t matter. Except it does. It’s really confusing.”
And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I’m still kind of upset that butterflies don’t fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?