Crotch Issues

June 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Now I know what Justin Timberlake sees in Jessica Biel. Bitch is hung like a killer whale with low hangers that rival Cisco Adler’s (just go to the darkest part of your brain to remember that picture)! At least I think that’s what is going on in her private area. Either that or Jessica suffers from Elephantiasis of the crotch.

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