The Gosselin Dogs Are Not Being Abused, So Says Jon
The Humane Society near the Gosselin house in Pennsylvania has received a dozen complaints from hos after Jon’s dumb dumb ass said this shit to People about the family dogs: “Those kids beat them up, climb on them, pull their tails, bite at them, drag them around and everything you can imagine not to do to an animal, they’ve done.”
After the Human Society contacted the Gosselins and Kate yelled at Jon for being so stupido in the brains, he issued this statement: “I’d like to set the record straight. I’m stupid in the brains.” No, that’s what Kate wanted him to say. He really said: “We understand the responsibilities of being good dog owners. Whenever my kids are with Shoka and Nala, everyone is carefully supervised to ensure that no one – dog or child – is injured. Shoka and Nala are loyal companions who we consider members of our family. We would never do anything to hurt them, and treat them with the respect and love that they deserve.”
The Humane Society said they didn’t visit the Gosselin house, because there is “no credible reason to believe in any way that there is cruelty going on.”
What they really meant to say is that they just don’t have the time to look into the complaints right now. All of their staff members are busy investigating the possible abuse of the maimed possum on top of Kate’s head. That tortured creature on her head has definitely been dragged, stabbed, bleached, electrocuted, burned, bit and beat.
Here’s pictures of the beast on Kate’s head pleading for help as she runs errands near her house today.