Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest’s Childhood Photo

June 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I’m about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.

This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.




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