The oldest trick in the whore book! At today’s premiere of Trannyformers in Tokyo, Megan Fox pulled the good old “Oh, let me peek at Shia while I accidentally rub my nalgas all over Josh Duhamel’s crotch area.” Well, played. If only she would’ve reached a little higher. So close to being a bullseye. This is the Megan Fox that I like. The Megan that takes every available opportunity to get a little more dick in her life. Because when life hands you Duhamel wang, you have to grab it with your ass cheeks.
Here’s Megan wearing a prom dress fit for the sluttiest girl in high school at the premiere today along with Mr. Fuggie Fug, Shia LaDouche, Tyrese, Michael Bay, Ramon Rodriguez and Isabel Lucas. Why does Shia have his hands behind his back in almost every picture? Gambled and lost?