Hot Slut Of The Week: Danielle From The Real Housewives Of NJ

June 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Birthday: 1963ish
Age: 46ish
Birth Name: Danielle Staub, Beverly Merrill, Danielle Merrill, Steven Tyler, who knows?

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 3, 2009
Claim to Fame: The breakout star (sorry to Teresa’s creeping hairline) of The Real Mobwives and Ex-Cokewhores of New Jersey.

Where is she now? Probably giving her daily blowjob to her 26-year-old boyfriend who has the head of a 50-year-old. Now that’s some BENJAMIN BUTTON’S shit.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because everyone (men, women, children, animals) can relate to Danielle. We’ve all been accused of being coke whores at one time or another. Also, Danielle continues to be an elegant woman of mystery. Think of all the things that her exquisite eyebrows have seen and experienced. The secrets they hold!

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