Gordon Ramsay Hates Tracy Grimshaw (For Some Reason)

June 8, 2009 / Posted by:

If Gordon Ramsay ever called me a “stupid dumb donkey pig cunt” in person, my ears would probably have an orgasm. Hell’s Kitchen is like porn to my ears. But some think Gordon might have jumped way over the line recently and now a women’s group is calling for his head on a platter with a rotten apple stuffed in it!

Over the weekend at a food show in Melbourne, Gordon tore into Australian journalist Tracy Grimshaw. Gordon told the crowd, “We were secret lovers for 20 years. No, I didn’t go there and I didn’t go down. I didn’t stoop that low for God’s sake.” Gordon sprinkled more love all over Tracy by calling her an “old ugly lesbian pig.” When the audience gasped, Gordon said, “What? I’m not saying she’s a dyke.” Gordon didn’t stop there and hit the gas pedal by showing a picture of a nekkid woman with a pig face on her knees. Gordon described the picture for the audience, “That’s Tracy Grimshaw … holy crap. I had an interview with her yesterday. She needs to see Simon Cowell’s Botox doctor.

Most of the audience told the Herald Sun that they found Gordon’s rant “disgusting” and “totally sexist.” Gordon’s spokeswhore said he was only having a laugh and he has a great relationship with Tracy. Tracy doesn’t think so. She went on her show tonight in Australia and said she has no idea why Gordon fucked her with a chainsaw like that.

Tracy said, “Gordon Ramsay made me promise not to ask on Friday about his private life. He then got on stage on Saturday and made some very clear and uninformed insinuations about mine. Obvious Gordon thinks that any woman who doesn’t find him attractive must be gay. For the record, I don’t. And I am not. Gordon Ramsay has always had fair and generous treatment on this program but despite what his publicist said in damage control, we do not have a great relationship. We do not have a relationship at all. I was absolutely miserable when I found out late Saturday afternoon. He says it’s a joke. Well, not to me or anyone who cares about me. Truly, I wonder how many people would laugh if they were effectively described as an old, ugly pig. But we all know that bullies thrive when no-one takes them on, and I’m not going to sit meekly and let some arrogant narcissist bully me.”

My guess is that Gordon asked to tickle Tracy’s nether regions after their interview and she shut him down. So he got revenge! But what I want to know is if Gordy has ever looked into a mirror? I mean, telling someone they need botox when he looks like a Shar-Pei’s ass just out of the dryer! Even all the grout and spackle in the land couldn’t fill those deep rivers in his face.

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