Already Living Like A Married Couple!

June 8, 2009 / Posted by:

In today’s holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let’s start with the latter…. And we’re off!

The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, “They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms.”

The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn’t help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, “Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them.”

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I’m guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other’s hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it’s hard to fall asleep with Brad’s no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.

On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it’s not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.

Well, they can’t stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They’re already living like they’ve been married for years.

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