Unless Jessica Lange is starring in an Oxygen movie based on the life of Jocelyn Wildenstein, she has no business wearing that face. Jessica insists that she’s never had any kind of work, but come on. Humans don’t ripen like that. You don’t wake up one day with a face like Heathcliff’s girlfriend. Jessica needs to gaze at Jane Fonda some more. That’s what her face should look like! If Jessica effs with her face anymore she’s really going to look like a creature who meows when they’re hungry. Then Apple is going to name their next operating system after her face.
Here’s Jessica and Jane at the Tony Awards last night. I also threw in some pictures of Liza and Dolly, because it was the right thing to do. And that plastic surgery comment doesn’t apply to Dolly. She’s a completely organic beauty. The Tennessee mountain air keeps her looking as fresh as baby’s breath.