Hot Slut Of The Day!
June 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Wearable Towel – It’s the Snuggie’s slutty younger sister….The Wearable Towel! As the commercial below says, you can wear it as a tunic or a toga. It’s “first class” in quality! Wear it to get the morning paper, ideal to wear before a swim and perfect to wear with family and friends! They forgot to add that it’s also makes a perfect uniform for prostitutes. The Wearable Towel provides easy access and makes clean-ups a cinch! No more sloppy cum puddles to ruin your day! It’s ULTRA absorbent! So if you’re a professional ass peddler, pick one up now!
For Chelle
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