Bret Michaels Almost Decapitated At The Tonys
June 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Poison performed with the show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards tonight and the theater gods were not amused with the idea of the keeper of the whores on Broadway. They gave Bret Michaels a warning by practically decapitating him and knocking him on his ass! HAHAHAHA! Who ever said the Tonys didn’t bring laughs?! I wonder if his “fine European extensions” survived? And I also wonder how long it took them to mop up all the douche water that splashed out of his ears? What a beautiful moment. Totally rock and fucking roll.
And here’s some pictures of Poison with Constantine before Bret almost got beheaded. I guess C.C. Deville couldn’t make it. It was nice of Phyllis Diller to fill in for him.
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