Island Mother

June 6, 2009 / Posted by:

When Amy Wino isn’t swallowing tequila bottles whole, she’s holding court with the locals of St. Lucia and teaching them the ways of the crackie. Seriously, what in Crackie of the Flies Hell is going on here? All I see is Wino sucking her thumb and the locals looking at her with “bitch you crazy” eyes. They are probably wondering why she’s suckling on her thumb like that. The answer is simple. If you were filled with 95% crack, you’d be sucking on your thumb too for a quick fix. And that little girl who is hugging on Wino better dip herself in holy water, because she’s been touched with the crackie fevah!

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