“I never shoulda fucked that whore Goldilocks without a rubber.” – christine the hoff
Chuey was forced to wear his second choice outfit to the swap meet because he couldn’t find his Three Wolves Moon T-Shirt. – DeeDee
Consequences of the economical crisis: Kate Gosselin’s hair having to take upon the job of babysitting. – Sofi
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