Morning Wood

June 5, 2009 / Posted by:

These bitches have no idea what I’ve been through!” – Gawker

Stand by your drunkcheating maaaaaaan: The Diane Lane edition – Celebitchy

In today’s Jennifer Aniston is drunk texting exes” news – ICYDK

Liam Gallagher’s raging ego must have short-circuited the board – Holy Moly!

Kelly Clarkson is tired of the fat jokes! (since we’re all made of evil insert your fat joke here) – Yahoo’s OMG!

Asshole Simpson is drunk, pregnant and angry. Yup, she’s related to Papa JoeScandalist

Doesn’t Oprah know that her word is the bible to some crazy fanhos? – I’m Not Obsessed

Sandra Bullock is going to be single soon, because no mortal man can resists the charms of Betty WhiteSocialite Life

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