One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:
“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”
Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn’t used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!
VIA Showbiz Spy