Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kate Gosselin’s hair has been captured! Free Kate’s hair! Free! Free! Free it! No. Surprisingly, this creature hasn’t been anywhere near Kate’s head. This is the Hansard Possum and he’s been wreaking havoc at Parliament House in Australia. HP has been breaking in, stealing food belonging to staff members and caca-ing on the floor. He usually chills in the Hansard Department which is how he got his name.
They have caught and evicted his ass several times, but the crafty possy keeps coming back! So they decided to build a little house for him in the back on a fig tree. They give him bananas every day. For some reason, there’s a law that states he can’t be moved to the bush. It’s estimated that it has cost taxpayers around $2585 to keep this bitch in check. The building manager said, “We are not going to evict him and leave him, we are trying to look after him. He has a possum house, we keep it topped up with fruit. He loves bananas.”
Yeah, they think he’s going to stay in the back in his stupid little house away from everyone, but he won’t! Look into his eyes. He will get revenge by eating your apples when you’re not looking or going doody on your documents when you’ve left the room. The HP Possum will not be ignored!
(For Elizabeth)