HoHan Could Lose A Limb

June 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Dr. Drew is yapping about the future of Lindsay Lohan again and this time he’s saying that he’s afraid she might lose a limb. Just call her Lindsay NoHand (GONG!).

Dr. D told Parade (via NJ.com), “I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”

Hoooold up. Why would she lose a limb? Does excessive boozing and bonging cause your arms to fall off? Because if that’s the case, half of us here will be typing with our noses in about 10 years. The bars will be filled with amputees drinking beer through a straw. Thankfully, a skilled ho doesn’t need arms to suck dick.

And if HoHan does lose a limb, I hope it’s the useless one orange one with a raggedy blonde mop that’s always hanging on her ass for a dime (bag).

Here’s some pictures of HoHan out in London last night. Go ahead and give three cheers for her bodyguard, because he hit her in the face while making their way into a club. You know that was a premeditated bitch slap! He’s been planning it for weeks.

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