Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which mom-to-be should probably plan a DNA test for after the stork arrives? Several men are loudly insisting that the father is not who everyone assumes. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

OctoSana?!!!! This might be proof.

Which star of that cable phenomenon didn’t thank her husband at the Emmys because he was fucking his female co-star on Broadway around that time? (Village Voice via Blind Gossip)

SJP? But the most shocking thing about this is Matthew Broderick doing sexy times with a bio-female? Are we sure it wasn’t a really purdy dude?

This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn’t have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, “None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to fuck me.” (CDAN)

Ed Asner? Jaleel White? Matt LeBlanc? David Spade? Or Jesse “Chichis” Metcalfe?