The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 3rd!

June 4, 2009 / Posted by:

No matter how hard they tried or how much weight was used, they couldn’t seem to get Kimora Lee Simmons’ belly to deflate. – Hard.Hat

Runners-up:

Lance Armstrong preparing for his new gig as the spokesman for UNIBALL pens. – Impertinent Vixen

This is one of the strangest home remedies for constipation that I have ever seen. – KD

Oh, did you say ‘spot me?’ I thought you said ‘top me.’ – freebird

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