New Album, New Baby

June 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Whitney Houston’s got a new album and Bobby Brown’s got a new baby! I think we’re supposed to do the doody bubble boogie for the first one and cry for the second one. Let’s cuddle up to Whitney first:

KISS MY ASS’ first album of music in seven years will be released on September 1st. That’s all the information that the studio released. They didn’t give up a title or say how many tracks she sang while on the wrong stuff. JOKES! As far as I know, Whitney has ended her long affair with the pipe. However, I think she’s still kissing on Ray-J’s deformed dick, so I’m not sure which is worse. Ponder for a second.

Now on to Bobby Beeeeeeeeee! While leaving a night club in Las Vegas last night, Bobby told TMZ that he’s a father for the fifth time! Bobby’s manager/fuck time partner gave birth to their son, Cassius, a few days ago.

That’s nice and everything, but when are Whit & Bobby B going to get to work on the project everybody has been waiting for: Season 2 of Being Bobby Brown! Doody bubbles have been waiting to be popped! Just look at this remix FourFour did of the show. I know Whit & Bobby B aren’t knocking it anymore, but the world of reality TV is depending on them to reunite for more fuckery. They really don’t make ’em like this anymore.

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