Morning Wood

June 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Eminem embraced getting a face full of Bruno’s sweet butt cakes – I’m Not Obsessed

The most inappropriate wedding songs – Urlesque

Is LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s shit TV movie about to come out on DVD or something? – Celebitchy

Patrick Swayze’s The Beast has been caged – Popeater

The most exciting thing about Kristen Stewart is her shaky leg syndrome – Socialite Life

Johnny Depp needs a lil’ more Photoshop. DON’T SHANK ME!!! – The Frisky

Xtina gives us FACE! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! – ICYDK

News you can fart to: Tila Tequila is not pregnant – Celebslam

Peaches Geldof is right – Holy Moly!

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