Morning Wood
June 4, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Eminem embraced getting a face full of Bruno’s sweet butt cakes – I’m Not Obsessed
The most inappropriate wedding songs – Urlesque
Is LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s shit TV movie about to come out on DVD or something? – Celebitchy
Patrick Swayze’s The Beast has been caged – Popeater
The most exciting thing about Kristen Stewart is her shaky leg syndrome – Socialite Life
Johnny Depp needs a lil’ more Photoshop. DON’T SHANK ME!!! – The Frisky
Xtina gives us FACE! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! – ICYDK
News you can fart to: Tila Tequila is not pregnant – Celebslam
Peaches Geldof is right – Holy Moly!
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