Mah Boo’s Star-Studded Birthday Celebration!!

June 4, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Silver Fox turned 42 yesterday (he doesn’t look a day over precious, right?) and he was thrown a mega surprise party while on air! Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin came to knock the dicks out of his mouth while at work and present him with a very expensive-looking cake. It wasn’t as impressive as my Andypuss cake from Carvel, but it’s a close second. Suze and Kathy sang to Mah Boo and tried to get kinky by strangling him with balloon strings. He’s used to it. Mah Boo just giggled through the whole thing like someone was tickling his chesticles through their TV screen. Why are you all looking at me?

I couldn’t attend, because of a really annoying thing called “security guards with taser guns.” I was planning to hop onto the set in a fluffy bunny costume. You know, because that’s what foxes eat. OW!

A little later, Mah Boo, Suze and Kathy attended the Gracie Awards. A little later after that, I’m sure Mah Boo made a wish and blew a skin candle or two. HAPPEH BIRFDAYS!

Tags: Anderson Cooper, Hunks, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kathy Griffin

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