Every Step You Take

June 4, 2009 / Posted by:

When SamRo is walking down the street in London and hears the splappity slap of vagina lips behind her, she better book it because a certain fauxmosexual is coming to git her!

The Daily Mail is saying that HoHan has followed SamRo to London in a bid to win her back (aka to get her to put a little love in her checking out). HoHan apparently scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates SamRo would be in town. SamRo’s snatch isn’t exactly smiling over the news.

Last night, SamRo and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when HoHan blew in with her friends. It wasn’t all hugs and titty rubs, because SamRo busted out of there. Two quick snorts later, HoHan left Bungalo 8 and followed SamRo down the road.

Since parting ways back in April, the two twatty bumpers haven’t been photographed together, but HoHan has been seen leaving SamRo’s pad in Los Angeles a couple of times. The plot thins yet again!

SamRo is due to be in London for about a week and you better believe HoHan will stay in town for at least that long. Meanwhile, SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans. They don’t get near the stuff.

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