Afternoon Crumbs

June 4, 2009 / Posted by:

WHAT?! Where will I get my morning dose of antioxidants now that a judge ruled that Crunchberries are not real berries?! It looks like I’ll have to pour a little Smirnoff Blueberry Twist in my coffee – CDAN

Ciara is busting her snatch to sell albums. Literally. – Hollywood Tuna

Timbs and a Flannel: Ben Affleck is wearing an outfit fit for Rojo Caliente Popsugar

Eva Longwhoria is in a bikini. Try not to jump all at once – Egotastic!

Beth Ditto or Jackie Beat (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Is Gabriel Aubry’s peen the fountain of youth, because Halle Berry doesn’t age – Just Jared

Dreams do come true: I will marry Mah Boo SimTowleroad

Cameron Diaz’s face is free of pizza toppings in Marie ClairePopoholic

Nicole Kidman donates to the Goodwill….. for a movie – Lainey Gossip

No, Megan Fox, I think people are looking at you like that because you shit through your mouth too much- Hollywood Rag

Activities you can do with your bong: Test your stoner movie trivia Cityrag

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