Sabrina The 33-Year-Old Bitch?

June 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Last week, Melissa Joan Hart prayed a million times that Farrah Fawcett would not go off to heaven. And not because the earth would be without one more angel, but because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately. Thoughts like that should be saved for your conversations with Satan.

Page Six says that while promoting her candy store at KTLA’s studios in Los Angeles, Melissa Joan Hart was overheard telling someone off-camera that she hoped Farrah wouldn’t die, so she could stay on the cover of the magazine. Farrah’s death would’ve knocked off her off.

Melissa should have worried less about Farrah and more about what the Photoshop artistes would do to her. Maybe if she did that, she wouldn’t have a serious case of the jaggeds and her hair wouldn’t look like Kim Zolciak’s winter merkin.

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