Live Free Or Die!

June 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The Governor of New Hampshire signed a bill tonight making it legal for same-sex couples to handcuff themselves to each other. Just like everyone else! New Hampshire is now the 6th state in the country that allows gays and gayelles to get married!!! And on Anderson Cooper’s birthday nonetheless! I just thought I’d add that since every time a state legalizes gay marriage, I automatically think of Mah Boo whisking me off to that state to make an honest homo out of me. We’ll have a Lolita-themed wedding in New Hampshire. Those heart-shaped sunglasses will look extra precious on him.

And now my eyes are on you, New York. Once you snap your fingers and make it happen, the most beautiful wedding the world has ever seen can finally take place. I’ve already got my flower girl outfit ready. It’s made out of flannel, Bugle Boy khakis, faux red fern leaves and ginger weave hair.

Source: The New York Times

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