Jolly Green Giant And Little Green Sprout Are Over!

June 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Tiny person Christina Ricci and enormous person Owen Benjamin are no longer getting married. Shits. That means no adorable picture of him picking her up by the arms to kiss her after they are pronounced giant and gnome.

Once source tells People that they broke off their engagement this past weekend, “Owen had a birthday party this past Sunday, and everything seemed fine. Sometime after, they got into a fight and decided to reevaluate things. [Then] the engagement was off.” Another source said that their big little romance was over before then, “They talk almost every day. It was a very mature decision and they both felt good about it. They’re definitely still friends.

Hum. I wonder what went wrong? I’m guessing Christina was sick of Owen poking out her organs whenever they did sexy times. She probably already lost one kidney when he hit it from the back and wasn’t happy when he popped a hole in her stomach while she rode him.

Seriously, it would totally kill the love if your man was effing up your insides (and not in a good way). It just wasn’t worth it. Now Christina is free to skip off and find a dude who doesn’t almost suffocate her ass to death when they cuddle. I wonder if Verne Troyer is still single?

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