Theresa’s Greedy Hairline And Danielle’s Razor Brows Need To Spend More Time Together

June 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Danielle (aka Beverly Merill) and Theresa left a studio in NYC yesterday where they were promoting tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It’s the episode where we learn that Danielle is a coke-whoring, kidnapping, ex-member of the Colombian Cartel who has clocked in 1,000 miles on her vagina. All makes sense to me, but I’m STILL concerned about Theresa’s hairline.

I’m sure Theresa’s hairline means well. I’m guessing it’s madly in love with her eyebrows and just longs to be close to them. That’s a sweet story, but Theresa better handle that mess before half of her head is covered in hair! Bitch already doesn’t have buh-bees. Does she not want a fucking forehead too, because that’s what’s about to happen!

This is why I’m glad Theresa is spending more time with Danielle. The more time they spend together, the more it’s likely that Danielle’s scissor brows will jump over to Theresa’s hairline and fix that shit.

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