The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Tequila In Your Cup

June 2, 2009 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail has a long sadful tale of Amy Wino’s downward spiral in St. Lucia. For those of you have the attention span of a crackhead with ADD, I’ll give it to you quick. Basically, Wino isn’t doing shit down. The label sends hos down there to listen to her new shit and they aren’t impressed. Wino says she still loves Blaaaaake, but is happy that he’s having a baby with another bird. Wino is over crack, but she’s now cuddling up to a new poison: TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!! Did somebody say tequila?????

The reporter from the DM caught up with her one morning at her hotel bar. Wino was on her second tequila shot by 9 in the morning. This was considered a slow morning for Wino, because usually she would’ve gulped her 6th shot by then. The bartender wouldn’t give her a third and instead served her a cup of chamomile tea. When the bartender walked away for a second, Wino jumped back there and had a quickie with the tequila bottle. When the bartender came back, Wino asked for another shot. Her request was denied, but the Wino was not defeated. She kept sneaking shots whenever the bartender shuffled away for a second.

The entire resort knows about Wino’s tequila addiction. The maids are regularly sent out to buy more whenever Wino has downed their entire stock. Mitch Wino was looking after his daughter, but when she started going at the booze in a major way, he ran back to England. Mitch said, “I’ve decided to distance myself, and whatever happens, happens. It’s her life and it’s her decision.

Yes, Wino is still a mess, but my question is why is in St. Lucia? If homegirl has the major thirsties for tequila why isn’t she down in Mexico? In certain parts of Mexico, tequila comes out of the faucets. Even some of the toilets are filled with tequila. That makes it extra easy to drop and reload! I’m pretty sure that if they ever run out of tequila down there the entire country will be shut down, so that’s not even an option. Listen to me. I’m a total enabler. But we are talking about tequila here.

Here’s the tequila fiend with her new alkie apprentice in St. Lucia yesterday.

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